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officialunitedstates:

things that make sense in physics

  • inclined plane
  • pulley
  • screw

things that should not be working but do anyway

  • a gun firing even though there is no power source
  • fridge making things cold when its power source is electricity which is hot
  • magnets
  • leap years
  • how come we haven’t deciphered any animals language completely yet
  • megaphones being loud

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

kimjimwoo:

someone whos never watched a kpop mv before watch this

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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whorechul:

MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DRESSED HIM LIKE THIS

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

pls, if you will

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

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hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

arlery:

Please pray for all the innocent people there. Even little kids between the age of 2-10 years have been injured.

arlery:

Please pray for all the innocent people there. Even little kids between the age of 2-10 years have been injured.

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?