OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl
Nah yo… Fuck that
soccer players never fail to amaze me
I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made
it is, and let’s not forget these gems
I am literally crying right now hahahaha
How do I watch this masterpiece????
It was on netflix for a while… i don’t know if it still is but that’s where I watched it.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
NO YOU DON’T GET IT THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THAT’S THE “FEAR NOT” GESTURE IN BUDDHIST ART. THEY’RE LITERALLY ON A SCARY RIDE AND JESUS IS FREAKING OUT AND BUDDHA’S JUST SITTING THERE ALL LIKE “FEAR NOT” AND IT’S AMAZING.
When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"
his donation was once his child’s allowance.
I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.
HAPPENING NOW (9.26.14): And in an instance, mayhem. The police attacked protesters without warning or clear provocation, mind you, WHILE the police chief was out chatting/marching with them. More to come tonight. Stay woke. #farfromover (PT I)
little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound
This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born